Oh noes, the shadow strikes again!
So I'm at church today and we had to stand until the kids were sent out of the sanctuary and The Kid starts to cry.
Baby what's wrong?
I don't want it to!
Don't want it to what?
I want it to stop but it won't go away!
What are you talking about baby?
I don't want my shadow to be wif me cuz it's doing everything I'm doing and it makes me sad!
Dear Baby in my Belly, Please come out. Seriously. It's like a 100 degrees here, IN CANADA. Your dad has taken to calling me puffy. I get that you're a dude and the last thing you want to do is leave a place you're going to spend the rest of your life trying to get back into, but enough. Your room is really cool, come out and see it. Sincerely, Love Mummy