My 5-year-old can say some hilarious things sometimes.
This is the little exchange we had this morning.
DS: Why are babies always stuck to their moms? Don't they want to do anything?
Me: Are you asking why babies are always on their moms' hips or in their arms?
DS: Yeah. Is that all they do?
Me: Pretty much. At least for a while.
DS: Then they need to get a life.
This from the boy who, in his first two years, was so clingy that he would stand outside of the bathroom door and sob hysterically with snot bubbling out of his nose because those 15 minutes I spent away from him a day while taking a shower was just too much.