Hilarious. And don't forget, your baby needs 2-3 naps a day of 1-2.5 hrs each... OR ELSE!!!! And they should be STTN by 6-9 months old, if they aren't then you are doing something wrong. Of course they easily put themselves to sleep when you just lay them in their crib at the appointed time every day.
However, you must also not be overscheduling your baby, you should be flexible and respond to their needs of the moment, not plan your whole family's life around some arbitrary naptime.
Mommy to my girl M (b. June 2011) and baby boy G (b. July 2013)