Oh my! Out of the mouths of babes!!
As embarrassing as this is I have to tell the story!
So I passed some gas [or tooted as we say in our home]. About that time my 4 year old comes into the room and says "Mom, I saw lightening!" [cue the toot].."...wait. Mom, was that your butt rumbling?"
Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side!