I love these threads.
"Don't scream, a fuzzy cannot hurt you."
Said to my 3 year old DD who catches bugs all day and was even stung by a scorpion once but is terrified of dust bunnies.
"if you stick your face in someone's butt you do not get to act offended when you smell stink"
Said to my 4 year old nephew who has a butt obsession and a sensitive sense of smell.
I would like to blame my phone for all the typos but in reality the poor thing is just trying to keep up with my crazy thumb typing while holding a baby.