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Old 10-04-2012, 03:09 PM   #29
Drinks her not-just-a-smoothie pina coladas in ALL CAPS in front of her preschoolers before she takes her CDs and goes home.
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Re: Why yes, yes I would LOVE to drop everything....

Originally Posted by Kiliki View Post

Ravioli from a can tastes better if I pour it in a bowl and microwave it.

Butts get cleaner if I wipe them.

Diapers are less smelly if I change them.

Dinner tastes waaaaay better if I cook it (ok, this one is TRUE! LOL).

..... everyone knows I'm the cat's meow!

I've actually started saying "ya know, I'm washing dishes. Your daddy is watching TV. Go ask him for help please." He gives me this look like I just ran over his dog or something.

Sometimes, if I'm irritated or REALLY concentrating, they walk over to me and all I hear is "whiiiiiinnnnnnnne moooooommmmmmmyyyyyy wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee... .........." I physically turn them around, face them towards their Dad and give them a gentle nudge and say "go see Daddy."

Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side!
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