Are you married to my dh lol? This is # 6 for us and he is the same way. He usually pats his chest and says "uh, I don't have breasts, he wants you" lol! I know it can be frustrating but I think he knows the most comfy place is snuggled with mama so he's just lazy to even try because he knows I can comfort him instantly.
Mandy SAHM to my 6littlesweeties