I'm seriously going to delete this after I get an answer
I got a house plant. A ponytail palm, or a Hooville Tree as I call them. I kill EVERY plant ever. I'm cursed, really.
So I'm diligently memorizing how normal people keep these things alive and this website keeps talking about doing stuff during "growing season." ...excuse me? What the heck is that? Isn't it different everywhere?
Mama to Faolan