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Old 02-25-2013, 08:44 AM   #8
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

Do not play with your brother's butt

Get out of the cat's hiney

That is Mommy's vulva please do not touch (I am the only girl and my 3 yr old is obsessed with why I have no penis)

We do not eat chocolate out of the trash

Do not lick the dog

Do not lick me, your brother, or daddy
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