Re: Bad hospital, I might just stay home
You do realize they aren't going to ask you in the hallway if you want an IV or not? Fill out your paperwork ahead of time, stay home as long as possible and when you get In the room tell them you don't want an IV because it makes you pass out, allow them to give you the warning speech, decline again, push baby out. This really isn't a big deal.
My phone is smart, I am not. All spelling errors are my own.