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Old 03-27-2013, 04:16 PM   #7
PBAki
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Re: April Fool's...what are you all doing?

Few on my mind so far...

Since April 1st is Monday I'll probably go around disconnecting the network cable from everyone's computer just enough to make it look like it's still plugged in. The network is going DOWN and maybe spray some liquid *** so they don't dare come near it. http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-***-Mis...ref=pd_sim_t_6

We also have the glass encased bulletin boards so I should slip fake letters telling people the company is firing 95% of the workforce by Friday as the company have sold to a Chinese company. The rumors spread here FAST so it should be fun.

Then I should come home with an arm sling so I can tell Kim I fell off from a ladder at work, need to go on short term disability and will likely fire me anyway as the company is downsizing.
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