Re: what is sportswash!!??
It's in the camping/hunting section at my Wal-Mart store. It's a relatively small bottle when you're thinking of a bottle of detergent, and mine has a bright neon orange wrapper.
A real woman always has a clean house, an empty laundry basket, smells good, is well made-up, slim, healthy, eloquent, and perfectly well behaved...I suspect I am a man.