Re: What to call private parts?
Are you ready for this one?
When dd#1 was about 3, she started calling my dh's penis............ a bench. We were like, what? She said bench. Too funny cuz my husband will say, come on babe and sit on the bench to me.
She's outgrown that and knows that boys have penises and girls have vaginas. But in the tub, she calls her rear end the butt and her front end the bumm.
Are you ttc? Don't forget your folic acid. Ask me why.