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Old 05-02-2011, 08:32 PM   #1
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You know you have a nursing toddler when...

...she is done nursing, she latches off and blows raspberries on your breast.

...she latches off and gives you a great big toothy grin, and then goes back to nursing with great gusto.
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I sure miss nursing.
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I don't have a toddler yet, but my nursling loves to unlatch, turn his head ever so slightly... and lick my arm! He's a goofball
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I don't have a toddler yet, but my nursling loves to unlatch, turn his head ever so slightly... and lick my arm! He's a goofball
Awww... that is funny! My DS (now 4) used to play with my love handles, and loved to pinch them. My DD (now 7) used to like putting her toes inside my waistband, for some crazy reason. That drove me up the wall! But those milky grins and sweet smiles are sure sweet.
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*** your sitting talking to someone and suddenly a little person has helped themselves and are eating
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When you are getting out of the shower, he sees your boobs and smacks his lips...

When you are getting dressed, you drop your bra, bend down to get it and he sneaks in and latches on for a quick snack....
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When you are getting dressed, you drop your bra, bend down to get it and he sneaks in and latches on for a quick snack....
I didn't realize DD had done this one time and I stood back up really quickly and it pooped my nipple out of her mouth really hard and fast. It hurt sooooooooo bad!
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When you are getting out of the shower, he sees your boobs and smacks his lips...

When you are getting dressed, you drop your bra, bend down to get it and he sneaks in and latches on for a quick snack....
This has happened to me more than once, lol.
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When you are getting out of the shower, he sees your boobs and smacks his lips...

When you are getting dressed, you drop your bra, bend down to get it and he sneaks in and latches on for a quick snack....
Ha! I remember DD doing this!
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Re: You know you have a nursing toddler when...

<3 it! You know you are nursing a toddler when she milks your breast to make the flow faster.

You know you are tandem nursing a toddler and a newborn when the toddler is nursing and holds your other boob up for your newborn to get the right latch...haha!

My most recent favorite...my daughter and I play the "where is Daelyn" game where she covers her face with her hands and I pretend I can't see her. The other day she woke up to nurse early in the morning (sometime between 2am and 6am) like usual. I was so exhausted and nursed her for a minute then told her that mee-mees were ready to go back night night so it is time to lay down. She covered her face with her hands so I wouldn't know she was still nursing. I almost peed myself from laughing so hard. It was precious!
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