Fun post - what's your diaper changing song?

[Kelolsen-and-Padawan]

This was posted on another board I'm on and it turned out to be a pretty hillarious read! What do you sing to your baby when you change diapers? I have several songs.

I have a FB chant/cheer that I make super cheesy:

Fuzzi bunz, Fuzzi bunz, Fuzzi Bunz!
Who's got fuzzi bunz?
You've got fuzzi bunz...
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Fuzzi Bunz!


I have several poopy songs that I made up and they are really horrible.

Somebody pooped! Who could it be?
Somebody pooped! Who could it be?
Somebody pooped, who could it be?
Its you! Its you! its YOU not me!!!



(somehow, I started calling pooping "getting on the poop train")
Who's on the poop train? You are, you are!
Ethan's on the poop train -poop! poop! poop!
Ethan's on the poop train- poopy poopy poopy!
Ethan's on the poop train - poop! poop! POOP!


Also, I sing this when I'm not fast enough:

"You peed on yourself! You peed on yourself! My little baby peed on himself!"


I have all kinds of other songs, but these are my primary diaper songs.

got any?

[rowynne]

OMG!!! Those are awesome songs!!!

Mine usually cosists of SIT STILL darn it so I can change you!!!

[vick]

I usually just do Twinkle, Twinkle so she'll lie still. If she's got a poopy diaper it's Gross Baby:

Grooooss baby, gross baby, gross ba-a-a-by
Gross baby, gross baby, gross baby
Grooooss baby, gross baby, gross ba-a-a-by
Gross baby, gross baby, gross baby
You're super grooooossss
Incredibly grooossss
I can't believe how grooossss!

[Gavin&Brent'sMommy]

OMG that's funny I thought I was the only one who sang a silly song, I just chant Stinky bum bum, stinky bum bum, Gavin's got a stinky bum bum and he smiles LOL

[jjaelovesenglish]

Diaper change, o' darling diaper change
Its time to have a clean diaper now!
O' Diaper change, darling diaper change.
From a song called Danke Shoen

Or:
It's Rodeo, rodeo, rodeo time
It's rodeo, rodeo, rodeo time gal
Madison made a rodeo, now it is time to be clean!

Don't ask if your really didn't want to know

[hollyhobby30]

No singing for us just a major wrestling match and trying to hold him down to quickly put a FB on him. I usually give him something to play with but he just chucks it across the room. Ahhh....good times, good times.

I miss the baby stage!

[2sweetboys]

I don't sing for fear of scaring my children! That and I think DH would have me commited! Not because I can't sing, but because they would think I was crazy...I mean completely !!! lol

But I do try to do peek-a-boo behind a wipe, or I do silly voices like I say 'Oh, Haaaaarrrrrwey' like the old hound dog from Lady and the Tramp (Oh Miss Laaaaaaady!) LOVE that movie...one of my favorites! But we always call him Harwey instead of Harley....poor kid isn't gonna know his name....Aedan calls him Hardee!!!

I guess I do sometimes sing....Harley's been a poopin in his pants! Or Smelly boy, smeeeelllly boy, what are they feeding you...smelly boy, smeeelly boy you really stink! (for all you Friends fans out there!)

[lovemygirls]

Originally Posted by rowynne OMG!!! Those are awesome songs!!! Mine usually cosists of SIT STILL darn it so I can change you!!!

we don't have any changing songs....we may need to use this thread though!!

[wbkt8]

i don't sing much anymore - i make funny noises or recite Hippos Go Berserk now. but i used to sing (to the theme from the Batman tv show)

diaper, diaper, diaper, diaper, diaper, diaper, diaper, diaper, DIAPER CHANGE, diaper change (repeat)

[tng_mama]

I make up little songs for EVERYTHING with Gracie.

Our diaper changing song goes: (to the tune of Row Row Row your Boat)

Change, Change, change your bum
Make it nice and clean
wash on bottom, wash on top
and butt cheeks in between

And we have a snack time song...

Apple Juicey Apple Juicey
1-2-3
Apple Juicey, Apple Juicey
Good for Me!

And I made this one up in the van the other day while driving with both dd's and my mother and Gracie was crying so I sing to pacify her until I can stop.


Grace, Grace Gracie Bug!
In the Mommy's Bed..
daddy rolled over
bonked her on the head..
Mommy called the doctor
The doctor said,
"Get that Gracie out of Mommy's Bed"

So, I sang this one and my 9yo dd says to my Mom.."That's a true story Nanny!" LOL Not the doctor part, but the Daddy rolling over..