Oh the things you never imagined saying

[Mom2brynlee]

"A hawse, a hawse"
"Dee Dee is NOT a horse!"
"Yeah huh a hawse"
"Get off the puppy! She is not a horse!"

Said to my 2 year old as she was riding our 6 month old doxie.

[RunawayBunny]

"No boobies (blueberries) til after dinner" then dh and i looked at each other and I said "we need to stop using joey-speak!"

"Stop chasing the chickens (or dogs) with your tractor (or bike or bat or ball...)"

I love how so many involve animals. Oh kids!

[happysmileylady]

Today's was:


"Take your foot out of the potty!"

[EmilytheStrange]

Dont eat/taste the kitty cat

[JennTheMomma]

Don't put your penis in the fan

[Mercy24]

Originally Posted by JennTheMomma Don't put your penis in the fan

OUCH!

[L&MsMamma]

Originally Posted by JennTheMomma Don't put your penis in the fan

Oh the things I have to look forward to saying to a boy lol. My DS is only 5 months old....but I'm sure it won't be long before I too am saying things like this lol.

[jennym91005]

today was "EMILY, take the guinea pig poop out of your mouth!" that was worse then nick eating the worm...

[Rdesonia]

Most of these where when DS was younger.

"Did you just put your gum in your nose?"

"No, sorry. There is no way to make Kate (his preschool nemesis) into a boy so you can hit her"

"No, I can't buy you special mushrooms." (Too much Mario Brothers. He wanted to grow taller.)

"Stop pretending to speak Spanish!" (As DS at age 4 babbles away to the neighbor who is bilingual because DS thinks that is speaking spanish.)

"Nobody can breath under water in real life. Please stop trying."

"Stop rhyming everything I say!"

"You add peanut butter and jelly AFTER you toast the bread not before!"

[Arabesque]

- don't wipe your nose with the same toilet paper you used to wipe your peepee

- please stop licking my feet

- do not go in the cat litter