And for today's edition of "things you never thought you would say to your kids"

[jamie714]

I love these threads.

"Don't scream, a fuzzy cannot hurt you."

Said to my 3 year old DD who catches bugs all day and was even stung by a scorpion once but is terrified of dust bunnies.

"if you stick your face in someone's butt you do not get to act offended when you smell stink"

Said to my 4 year old nephew who has a butt obsession and a sensitive sense of smell.

[mariamommy]

I'm still trying to figure out how her shirt got on the roof. LOL