Reply Hey Mom! Learn more about the Gerber Life Insurance Grow-Up Plan!
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-04-2012, 11:22 AM   #1
kai_e's Avatar
kai_e
Registered Users
seller
seller
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: SE Connecticut
Posts: 1,261
My Mood:
Geez kids can be harsh

even when their intentions are good. Every Wed DS1's preschool does a "Mommy/Daddy is special because" activity - they give a reason and then the teachers help them write it out nicely.

So yesterday I pulled the sheet out of his take home folder and it said:

Mommy is special because her legs are spiky like a dinosaur.

Dude, I know I need to shave - cut me a break.

Advertisement

kai_e is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 11:24 AM   #2
Kiliki's Avatar
Kiliki
Registered Users
Formerly: kr***y
seller
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 9,397
Re: Geez kids can be harsh

ROFL that is hilarious.

My son will come over and rub my bare leg and then say "mom, do you have spikes on you?" AHAHAHAHA I thought he was the only one.
Kiliki is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 11:25 AM   #3
keonli's Avatar
keonli
Registered Users
seller
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Real city, Family Guy state
Posts: 15,863
My Mood:
Re: Geez kids can be harsh



DS just learned a new way to write the number five. It goes: "Line for a hat, straight down, and fat belly." His teacher told me that he quipped up "Fat belly just like my mommy!" Thankfully, I am pregnant and have a valid excuse.

But we can all relate to being hairy. I hadn't shaved my pits in a while, and I was lying down with my arms up. DS started touching my arm pits and he said "this is my new kitty." LOL
keonli is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 11:41 AM   #4
canadianbakers's Avatar
canadianbakers
Registered Users
seller
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: MB, Canada
Posts: 9,221
My Mood:
Re: Geez kids can be harsh

I bet he gave the teacher a reason to giggle for the rest of her day!
__________________
~Elena~
Momma to R (12), Z (10), I (8), L (4), P (2) & J (Apr 14, 2015)
remembering Elliana Lucy (2.7.12)
canadianbakers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 12:08 PM   #5
doulamomma's Avatar
doulamomma
Registered Users
seller
seller
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,731
Lol. Thats awesome

Sent from my droid
__________________
Lora, blessed to be a wife to Aaron- 11 years and a Mom to DD Ella-7, DD Ava-5, Olivia-3, Weston-1
I sell SCENTSY!!!Labor and delivery resources HERE
doulamomma is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 12:12 PM   #6
Aubrey<3Gavin's Avatar
Aubrey<3Gavin
Registered Users
seller
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Asheville
Posts: 949
Re: Geez kids can be harsh

Quote:
Originally Posted by kai_e View Post
even when their intentions are good. Every Wed DS1's preschool does a "Mommy/Daddy is special because" activity - they give a reason and then the teachers help them write it out nicely.

So yesterday I pulled the sheet out of his take home folder and it said:

Mommy is special because her legs are spiky like a dinosaur.

Dude, I know I need to shave - cut me a break.
I hope you don't mind that I am laughing hysterically about this. As in, almost spit out my drink!

Also, that is a great simile!
__________________
Aubrey, married to Gavin 9/14/2008
Mama to Annabelle 11/2011 and expecting Harrison 11/2014

I'm an Authorized Disney Vacation Planner! http://www.kingdomkonsultant.com
Aubrey<3Gavin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 12:13 PM   #7
Fashionably Green Baby's Avatar
Fashionably Green Baby
Registered Users
Formerly: artistmom
seller
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Indiana
Posts: 6,988
My Mood:
Re: Geez kids can be harsh

My DS will just rub my leg up and down, he loves the little prickles I guess. I have a callous on the top of my foot from always sitting on the carpet on top of my knees and DS saw it the other day and got all concerned about my Owie. I hate that thing and now he is pointing it out :facepalm:
__________________
Britney
Mom of 4 little munchkins

Swag with me! 10% off at my HC store with code: diaperswappers
Fashionably Green Baby is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 02:05 PM   #8
Bhavana's Avatar
Bhavana
Registered Users
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: India
Posts: 1,068
My Mood:
Re: Geez kids can be harsh

Quote:
Originally Posted by keonli View Post

But we can all relate to being hairy. I hadn't shaved my pits in a while, and I was lying down with my arms up. DS started touching my arm pits and he said "this is my new kitty." LOL
ROFL big time!

Oh yeah, more hairy than usual during pregnancy.
__________________
All those crunchy things and more Amma to DS1(9.2007) and DS2(1.2011)
Bhavana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 02:34 PM   #9
EmilytheStrange's Avatar
EmilytheStrange
Registered Users
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Mountain Home, ID
Posts: 7,418
My Mood:
Re: Geez kids can be harsh

I usually don't think much that people post as being funny are actually all that funny.

but the spikes and the kitties have me seriously laughing out loud.

I am a chronic every day shaver (except today, of course) and now I want to see if I can grow out my leg hair and get my child to pet me.. lol
__________________
SAHM to Magnolia May (09/10) and Luke Russett (04/13) and wife and best friend to my airman.
EmilytheStrange is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 02:36 PM   #10
kai_e's Avatar
kai_e
Registered Users
seller
seller
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: SE Connecticut
Posts: 1,261
My Mood:
Re: Geez kids can be harsh

I can laugh about it now. The kid really loves dinosaurs, so I'm sure he thought it was really cool how apparently my hair feels like a stegosaurus scales.

The sheet will probably stay on the fridge until he is 18.
kai_e is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Copyright 2005 - 2014 Escalate Media. All Rights Reserved.