Diaper Swappers

The Fancy Pansy · 01-25-2013, 09:28 AM

Last night, DH says "How are you going to get there? You're not fit to drive. Have you seen yourself lately?"

Um, excuse me???

NappyChappy · 01-25-2013, 03:55 PM

This is the funniest thing I have read in years

damn near peed my pants. You have got to love stupidity!

sma123 · 01-25-2013, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by joeslittlewoman

Bahahaha! At least he's trying today. I got "mama, your getting big" from a teacher at my son's school, but oddly it didn't offend me at all. I'm sure I look pretty ridiculous carrying a toddler, 3 bags, and holding another toddler's hand while I'm this big.

But you didn't hear the inflection of the word "actually" - it was like a total shock to him... like me looking nice is something that he would never expect.

The Fancy Pansy · 01-25-2013, 07:01 PM

Here's another one. Everyone and their brother likes to tell me that I'm going to deliver early...they can tell just by looking at me...I mean, it's humanly impossible to get any bigger than I am now, right?

karlitacat · 01-26-2013, 08:05 AM

I suppose we all have issues with one comment or another. I've had that wide-eyed, "ohmigosh, you're huge" comment, but you know what else bothers me? I feel really big - c'mon, I've gained 50lbs! - and other mothers will be like, "What?! You're small... you should see MY pictures..." so I ended up feeling minimized, like how dare I feel big.

RainandRedemption · 01-26-2013, 09:42 AM

Thank you for that laugh

you had me rolling on the floor

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01-25-2013, 09:28 AM	#31
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01-25-2013, 07:01 PM	#34
The Fancy Pansy Registered Users Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Idaho Posts: 10,466 Ratings: 132 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Here's another one. Everyone and their brother likes to tell me that I'm going to deliver early...they can tell just by looking at me...I mean, it's humanly impossible to get any bigger than I am now, right? __________________ Krista , wife to Bobby, mom to Rosie (4 1/2), and Ellie (2 1/2) and Olivia ( <1/2) CLOSED FOR BABYMOON

01-26-2013, 08:05 AM	#35
karlitacat Registered Users Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: RI Posts: 322 Ratings: 21 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Vent/Rant No, it's not twins. Yes I am sure. Thanks for playing. I suppose we all have issues with one comment or another. I've had that wide-eyed, "ohmigosh, you're huge" comment, but you know what else bothers me? I feel really big - c'mon, I've gained 50lbs! - and other mothers will be like, "What?! You're small... you should see MY pictures..." so I ended up feeling minimized, like how dare I feel big. __________________ Mommy to Gwendolyn 11.19.07, Josiah 11.21.09 & Adeline 2.20.13 Feedback: e-Bay, Swaptree, Etsy & Amazon Follow me & my crazy thoughts on Wordpress Visit my Etsy shop, Gwendylicious!

01-26-2013, 09:42 AM	#36
RainandRedemption Registered Users Formerly: windandrainmama Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,199 Ratings: 62 Feedback: 100%	Thank you for that laugh you had me rolling on the floor Sent from my iPhone using DS Forum __________________ * Jen~ happy, homeschooling mom to two * Expecting #3 in Aug 2013! * * Trade with me! *