Got any good kid jokes?

[Mel]

Originally Posted by tessa1002 I don't get it?

Cause the 8 looks like a 0 with a belt cinched at the waist. I thought it was funny

[mikahsmomma]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh...
MOOOO!

You have to have good timing to tell that one right. DD never says it in time!

[momof4]

Yeah, we like the interrupting cow one here, too. And these:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get the Chinese newspaper. (pause) Do you get it?
Neither do we; we get the New York Times! (fill in your favorite local paper here)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yodelayhee
Yodelayhee who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

The chicken came into the library and went to the librarian, "Book, book, book." The librarian stared, and the chicken said it again. So the librarian went and got a book and gave it to the chicken. The chicken took the book in its beak and waddled out. The next day, the chicken came back with the book and put it on the desk, and said again, "Book, book, book." So the librarian gave the chicken another book. On the third day that this happened, the librarian was so curious that she followed the chicken out of the library. The chicken walked down the sidewalk and through a meadow and came to a pond. The chicken dropped the book near the edge, and said, "book, book, book." The librarian then heard the frog on the lily pad say, "read-it, read-it."

My 4 year old, on the other hand, thinks that singing, "blah blah, my name is blah blah" is absolutely hysterical.

[RachelFlores]

Originally Posted by titania what's brown and sticky? a stick!! (this is my dh's fave joke)[/COLOR]

That's my favorite too One I always thought was funny:

Two muffins were cooking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's getting hot in here". The other muffin screams "AHHHHH! (really scream for good effect) A talking muffin!"

[Christy]

OH MY GOSH! These are cracking my family up!!