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Old 09-14-2009, 09:41 PM   #21
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Wait! I have another one!! How about funny things older people say!?

My Mother still calls flip-flops thongs.. My 12 yr old DD nearly died when Nana told her she bought some thongs at the store but had to return them because they gave her blisters... My daughter was standing there with her mouth hanging wide open. I swear I had to close her jaw...

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Old 09-14-2009, 10:08 PM   #22
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This past Saturday was my ds1 4th birthday. On the way home from bible study the night before, we were discussing whether or not my dh should go out and get a rare treat of doughnuts for ds birthday breakfast. We asked him:
"Do you want a doughnut for your birthday?"
He said "No, I don't want a doughnut for my birthday, I just want to eat it!!"

Another one from him, when we say good job or something along that line he always says "Your welcome" instead of thank you

Soda here is called "Couple sips". I said to him one day after shopping at Sams when I bought my soda, he could have a couple of sips. He literally thought that soda was called couple sips!!

M&M's are "M's"
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My twins names are Riley and Jonathan. However, I have made up a name for Riley: Riley Roo. Now when people ask Nate what his brothers names are he will say Riley Roo and Jonathan

I love listening to my ds each day just hoping to catch something he says cause he can be so funny!
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:11 AM   #23
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Lol! These are so funny.

My little one is 19 months and today she told one of my friends 'Momma got nipples'. Lol!! She also calls a dvd a 'dvdv'. Hehehe.

The other morning dh went to the bathroom before getting her out of her crib and she heard him and yelled 'DADA DOING A WEE-WEE!!!'
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:15 AM   #24
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I am totally with these stories

DD1 just turned 4yrs asked when she could have money like mommy and I told her she would when she had a job. well.... Fast forward to a some days later when she accidentally spills milk on the floor. I tell her "When you make a mess it is your job to clean it up" She runs gets a towel with this HUGE smile on her face starts cleaning the spill as she says"Mommy.. I'm gonna have money like you... you gave me a job!"

At swimming lessons she is the tiniest one and dd2 and ds are almost her size. Swim coach asks her "so you are the oldest in the family? How big are you? DD1 says "I'm bigger enough!" looking very exasperated

DD2 would hug her dog close her eyes and throw her head back and say "Please, help me Dog!"

dd2 likes to copy my sister My sis calls ds a little stinker winker but dd2 calls him her "Kenton-winker"

DS went crazy dancing and jumping but every time he'd jump he'd say Ahzz (Eyes)
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:35 AM   #25
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The other night DD was walking naked to the bathroom, on her way to the bath. She reached behind her, grabbed both her butt cheeks and exclaimed "Tanika has 2 bums!"
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My now 15yo used to go up to people and announce, "I'm a heap of trouble!"
He is now a big football fan, so the other day when his sister came and asked "What comes after ocho?", he quickly replied, "Cinco!" It took him a bit to realize he was wrong...lol.

Oldest DD goes around saying "Holy Shrimp!"
ETA: She calls dress shoes Stompy Clompy shoes.

Just the other day, the clown of the family, our 8yo son, was riding in the back of the van when he starts laughing hysterically. He thens shouts, "Mom, I just saw a funny sign!" I then asked him waht it said, His reply? "Hit a worker!" He thought the sign was telling people to hit the construction workers...lol.
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These are all great!

My 4yo DD is a chatterbox so we hear lots of amusing stuff

Yesterday she told me that girls get to wear makeup but boys have to build things. I asked what boys have to build and she innocently replied - whatever girls tell them to, Daddy builds everything you tell him to build

Same DD
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:14 PM   #28
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Oh and because it seems other kids like to say upside down funny ways as well.. DD says UpADo.

She also loves to add O on the end of words..

Charlie- Chano
Bryan-Bryno
Brendan- Breeno or Brendo

There are plenty more..
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My 2 year old says to me at an art and wine festival as I was looking at a necklace.
"No Mommy put dat down you hands dirty!" Uh guess that must be what he hears me say ;-)
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My 2 year old tells me that my breastmilk tastes like black beans and sugar...?!
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