My body is playing games with me!

[chandni3]

Since January my cycles have been 29 or 30 days with one time 31 days and one time over 6 months ago 35 days however I did ovulate late and knew my period would be late.
We don't want another kid right now because I get hypermesis graviderum when pregnant. So we've been using condoms. This last month I was pretty sure that I ovulated around the normal time. We used condoms but did have PIV for a bit before putting on one. Then 3 days after CD 17 we had unprotected sex. That should be safe if I ovulated on at my regular time.
So here I am CD 33, no period and a negative (FRER) pregnancy test. I have no idea what's going on in my body. Of course the one month we don't use condoms I probably ovulated late so my body either tricked me into getting pregnant or is tricking me to think I'm pregnant. It's just so cruel. Just AF start already or give me a positive pregnancy test. Not this crazy unknown.
I have cramping all day but I know that could go either way. Cervix seems to be open so my period must be coming, I just hate this limbo

[*TinyJoys*]

Ya I hate it when my body plays games. I get that when I start to nurse the baby less often, just before I wean completely. As my hormones start to regulate I get a mix of possible PMS and pregnancy symptoms sometimes. So annoying!

Any signs of your cycle today or faint bfp?

[chandni3]

period showed up 3 days late, stupid body.