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Old 09-08-2010, 09:25 AM   #1
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yet another life observance by my 4 year old DS

This boy...oh, he cracks me up everyday with the stuff he says. Today's observance??? Haven't decided if its quite as funny yet. I'm a fluffy momma...working on losing weight, but I have one of those lovely fat rolls on my back at my bra line...it seems the more weight I lose, the more obvious this disgusting roll becomes. DS walked into my bedroom this morning when I was changing and my back was facing him...I hear him gasp and then he says "oh no mommy!! you're running out of air! do I need to blow you up?" "what??" "your back! right here!! (while poking me) you're all out of air! do you have a hole? are you leaking? do I need to get the air pump and blow you up??" Any other embarrassingly funny observances from anyone else??

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LOL You have to love the way kids see the world.
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Old 09-08-2010, 09:30 AM   #3
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What a sweetheart!

Congrats on the weightloss!
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Yours is nicer than my 5 yr olds comment yesterday. She looked at me yesterday and got a weird look on her face and asked when I was going to tell her we're having another baby. 3 kids in 5 years and the baby is only 10 months old - my tummy will probably never be flat again but I am definitely not pregnant.
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Yours is nicer than my 5 yr olds comment yesterday. She looked at me yesterday and got a weird look on her face and asked when I was going to tell her we're having another baby. 3 kids in 5 years and the baby is only 10 months old - my tummy will probably never be flat again but I am definitely not pregnant.
This one happened to my sister, too! She is 112 lbs, but still has a tiny bit of extra skin from a c-section 20 months ago. My 3 year old nephew pulled on it and asked if she was pregnant. Apparently it doesn't matter how big you are, they just perceive things a little differently.
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My DD smacked me on the booty the other day and I asked her what that was about. She said, "I just wanted to see if it was as squishy as it looks!" LMAO!! Are you kidding me!?!
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My DD smacked me on the booty the other day and I asked her what that was about. She said, "I just wanted to see if it was as squishy as it looks!" LMAO!! Are you kidding me!?!
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Kids are so funny!

Years ago (pre-kids) a friend's DD who was about 4 at the time looked at this mole I had in my armpit (it really wasn't THAT big) and asked if it was my booby. Well, I had it removed soon after. Can't have people wondering if I have a third nipple!
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oh.my.goodness....that is HILARIOUS!
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My DD smacked me on the booty the other day and I asked her what that was about. She said, "I just wanted to see if it was as squishy as it looks!" LMAO!! Are you kidding me!?!
My 2 year old DD loves sitting on me when I'm laying down, grabbing my stomach flab and smushing & squishing it around saying "jiggle jiggle jiggle squiiiiiiiiiiish". Oh, and DS asks me at least once a week if I'm having another baby soon, last week he said "I'm pretty sure there's two in there...but it would be great if there's, like, FIVE!!! yeah mom. that would be great. and you'd be really really really BIG! like you are now!" thanks sweetie. thanks a lot.
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