Quick Gripe but feel free to laugh!

[Julesboch]

Holy heavy batman!!! My boobs feel I like I have two cannonballs around my neck! No joke I have been having to double bra these bad boys just to keep them under control!

Anyone else feeling a little too fertility earth goddess with the globes to match???

OK gripe over

[Ames2x]

love you jules but i only wish I had that problem...


i just want boobs in general.lol. once I start nursing they get fuller but NEVER BIGGER..ugh

[luvnmyfamily]

Ha ha ha! Mine aren't quite that bad!

[cramtonian]

Originally Posted by MackMommaMade i just want boobs in general.lol. once I start nursing they get fuller but NEVER BIGGER..ugh

Although, from what I hear, having smaller boobs is way easier than having big ones. One of my good friends had to actually get reduction surgery in high school!

I was just barely an A cup pre-pregnancy. Now a FULL A, but definitely not B. DH told me it looks like I swallowed a basketball and 2 softballs. (More like, tennis balls, I say.) Interested to see what happens when my milk comes in!

[sh0rtchica]

yeah i'm boobalicious. lol. and with my short stature, which makes the baby into a huge globe right under my breasts (my belly actually holds up my breasts), i often feel like some kind of fertility figurine.

what's difficult is that most of my bras need to have the shoulder straps shortened to help hold up the goods. but i don't sew and never seem to find the time for a tailor, so i end up with ugly red marks on the top of my belly from where my bras dig in

[alwaysfallingup]

I'm definitely channeling the Venus of Willendorf here, myself. I was just complaining to DH that, with Persephone, neither my boobs nor the baby were so heavy. It's wearing me out just to carry them all day long, especially with the addition of DD!

Also, I have another funny gripe...when DH and I dtd, and I climax, I spray milk. I'm serious. With DD, I leaked just a drop or two here and there before she arrived. With the newbie, I am shooting milk with dangerous force when I, well...get there. I seriously sprayed DH in the face the other night. He was a good sport about it and thought it was funny, but he's been calling me Milk Duds.

[Julesboch]

Originally Posted by alwaysfallingup Also, I have another funny gripe...when DH and I dtd, and I climax, I spray milk. I'm serious. With DD, I leaked just a drop or two here and there before she arrived. With the newbie, I am shooting milk with dangerous force when I, well...get there. I seriously sprayed DH in the face the other night. He was a good sport about it and thought it was funny, but he's been calling me Milk Duds.

:roflm bo:

We have been prohibited from DTD but mine leak all the time so I am sure we may have a similar projectile.

[SchatziB]

This whole thread has me rolling!

[mama21]

Spraying Milk = Hilarious!! My DH would LOVE that. He's dirty though....

I'm not endowed this way so I'll just live vicariously through you guys

[ktktbird]

I am also an A and get to about a B or C when nursing. It makes me want to get a boob job some day because I've gotten a taste of having boobs at one point and then they just go away . I haven't started leaking yet but I will! The joys of breastfeeding!