If my mom tries to touch me one more time I'm going to break her fingers (vent)

[rachelmaria]

[*Eva*]

My mom is a major belly rubber so what I did is start grabbing her boobs every single time she touches my stomach. Yes I said it, I grab her boobs. I don't give a crap where we are or who we're talking to, I will grab her boob. Needless to say it only took a couple times of me mortifying her in public and she quit it.

[Silver)O(Moon]

Originally Posted by *Eva* My mom is a major belly rubber so what I did is start grabbing her boobs every single time she touches my stomach. Yes I said it, I grab her boobs. I don't give a crap where we are or who we're talking to, I will grab her boob. Needless to say it only took a couple times of me mortifying her in public and she quit it.

That is too funny!

[KimA]

My mom is like this too and it bothers me a lot. She touched my stomach after I came home from the hospital and said to me "your still fat" I am not a large person by any means but I do get huge when pg. I couldn't believe that she said that to me. My response to her isn't really appropriate to post here but you can imagine what it was. HAHAHAHA I have actually slapped her hand a few times. LOL She uses the excuse that she's my mother, that does not fly with me. I don't care who you are you don't get the right to touch me any where when ever you feel like it.

[KimA]

Originally Posted by *Eva* My mom is a major belly rubber so what I did is start grabbing her boobs every single time she touches my stomach. Yes I said it, I grab her boobs. I don't give a crap where we are or who we're talking to, I will grab her boob. Needless to say it only took a couple times of me mortifying her in public and she quit it.

:rofl mbo:: roflmbo::roflm bo:

[Just2fornow]

Yup my mom was a rubber AND a talker!!! Drove me freaking bonkers! I tried to tell her to stop a thousand times but she used the whole it's my grandchild I have to say hi "excuse" HA Then it got worse when they were born and she SWORE up and down they "knew her voice" because she talked and sang Oh yes I said SANG to them in the womb! ARG!

[bigmamakelsey]

My sister was like this. She didn't (or has ever) had any idea of what personal space is. She would get down and rest her head on my belly, talk to the baby, sing..it creeped me out so much. Not to mention her head was in my crotch.

[tygr2410]

I agree with the "rub her belly"/grab something. I personally would slap her hand every.single.time.

[contessa23]

The worst, for me, is when you tell them that the baby is sleeping...and it's like, they don't believe you and start groping you anyway.

[Kiliki]

I must be one of the only people on the planet who DOESN'T get touched enough by my mom.

I love it when she pays enough attention to me to rub/talk to my baby belly.

Usually, she's too self-absorbed to be bothered with my "trivial" matters - pregnancies/kids/life.