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Old 03-17-2011, 05:23 PM   #21
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my 2.5 year old son frequently will come pat my chest and say, "nice boobies, Mommy." or "I really like your boobies, Mommy." Just a casual little compliment...it takes everything I have not to bust out laughing.
Also, once he was crying and I asked him "why?" and he replied, "it's an accident" I said, "what is?.....he said, "Me, I am!" ----Oh my gosh, I laughed and cried all at the same time...I know he didn't know what he was saying, but wow that was a moment

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Old 03-17-2011, 05:27 PM   #22
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I just had DD and she's had lots of BM gas and poops well DH and I would say she "Sharted" until DS heard us and said "Baby Shart!" Oh we couldn't stop laughing even though it was bad!
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Old 03-17-2011, 07:08 PM   #23
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My cousin was about 3 years old and living in the deep south at the time. He and his mom were in line at a store the beginning of Oct and two very sweet little old ladies were in line behind them. The ladies were chatting up my cousin and asking him what he was going to be for halloween.

He said "I'm going to be a p*ss pot."

They thought they had misheard him and said "Oh, a pumpkin is a good choice."

He responded in a very loud voice. "NO, I said I'm going to be a p*ss pot."

His mom thought the two ladies were going to drop dead from the shock
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Old 03-17-2011, 08:50 PM   #24
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DS really likes "Star Wars" and the characters. Of course to hear him say it, it seems he and daddy are watching something else because it always comes out "Star Wh****" Explain that to his buddy at church
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These are so priceless! One of my sons favorite movies is Little Shop of Horrors (with steve martin and rick moranis) and he pronounces it Little Shop of Wh****, so when he starts singing the song for it is always cracks us up.
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DD(3) came to me and said DS(12) won't give him any liquor! I was like WTF?! Why does my 12yo have liquor?! So I ran to the room and DS was eating licorice! I almost had a heart attack!
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The other day grandma was reading to my DS who is 4. The book mentioned that the child in the story had sad a "bad word". DS immediately stopped her, puzzled. "What bad word? I don't know any bad words... Well, the only bad word I know is "stupid". " I know it won't last much longer, but it totally made our day!
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"I love you, mommy. You're the best mommy in the whole God d**m world!"
My niece to my sister. Interesting how she heard something and used the term in her own way.
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Ok so let me start off saying my hubby was in the marines. They all hAve bad bad potty mouths. Well my 23 month old was dunning through the house saying oh sh!t! Well we finally got that mostly taken care of. Sometimes hubs likes to revert back to his teen years and listen to loud rap, in the mini van. When him and Shawn got home, Shawn proceeded to tell me " I make it rain on them hoes". I couldn't help but to giggle.

He also is obsessed with boobies. We will be shopping and he will scream I want boobies. He wasn't breast fed either!
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We were about to move cross country when my pretty non-verbal DS was 2 years old. My 19 year old brother offered to watch the kids at his house for a few hours so we could get some things done. The next day were getting everyone up and dressed and I told my DS it was time to change his clothes. He looks at me and says "mom, are you f***ing with me?". First I about died that he said a whole sentence and then quickly realized what he said. He repeated it about 100 times and then never said it again. He's 13 now and wishes that story would just die!
My dd was about 18 months old and very verbal. We were in the grocery store and passed the nuts/popcorn section when she announced to the entire store "I want penis, I want penis" over and over (VERY loudly). I kept saying I know you want PEANUTS but I'm pretty sure the entire store only heard my DD insisting she wanted penis.
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