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Old 03-18-2011, 09:57 AM   #31
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Old 03-18-2011, 01:40 PM   #32
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My kids don't usually curse at all, maybe a one time thing usually and then I correct them and thats it. My 2 year old though...he repeats EVERYTHING, so we're really trying to watch our mouths. But, the funny thing he does is, he'll say the word back at you in a questioning manor (he does this with everything said around him, lol), and then when one of us says no, you don't say that, its a bad word, he says "NO! MOMMY BAD WORD!" Rofl.
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Old 03-18-2011, 01:51 PM   #33
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Oh and this doesn't fall under a bad word thing, but....my little sister is 10 years younger than me and was extremely verbal. Like, talking in full sentences (5+ words) at a year.

So, we were at a docs appointment and we were waiting in the lobby for my mom. We had been trying to get my sister to say please and thank you (I think at this point she was around 18 months old and very much capable of saying it!) and she wanted her bottle, so I said "say please." She said no, kept saying no, finally got upset and was crying for it. I just kept saying say please (what can I say, I was a stubborn big sister, lol)-well, some lady walks up, snatches the bottle out of my hands, and hands it to her, reprimanding me for being so mean and expecting a baby to say please.

The funny part? My sister then grins at me and says "haha, I got it now. You can't take it back." -_-
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Old 03-18-2011, 02:05 PM   #34
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Oh and this doesn't fall under a bad word thing, but....my little sister is 10 years younger than me and was extremely verbal. Like, talking in full sentences (5+ words) at a year.

So, we were at a docs appointment and we were waiting in the lobby for my mom. We had been trying to get my sister to say please and thank you (I think at this point she was around 18 months old and very much capable of saying it!) and she wanted her bottle, so I said "say please." She said no, kept saying no, finally got upset and was crying for it. I just kept saying say please (what can I say, I was a stubborn big sister, lol)-well, some lady walks up, snatches the bottle out of my hands, and hands it to her, reprimanding me for being so mean and expecting a baby to say please.

The funny part? My sister then grins at me and says "haha, I got it now. You can't take it back." -_-
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Old 03-18-2011, 02:15 PM   #35
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Re: What's the cutest 'bad' thing your child has said?

For awhile DS was saying D*mn. As in D*mn it Ava (sister) and D*mn Door. So, after a few gentle "we don't say d*mn" from me, he stopped. But now, he occasially looks over at me and reminds me "we don't say d*mn". Not because I said it, just because its on his mind.

So here's a conversation from a few weeks ago with DS and DH
DS: We don't say d*mn
DH: You're right, we don't say d*mn
DS: DAD! we DON'T say d*mn
DH: I know. We don't say d*mn
DS: NO DAD. WE DON'T SAY D***MN
DH: So stop saying it
DS: I not say d*mn
DH: you just said it
ME: NO MORE TALKING

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Old 03-18-2011, 05:03 PM   #37
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These are great!

When my DS1 was about 2, my mom babysat him for me while I worked. My youngest brother was 2.5 and so they always played together. Well, I came by after work one day to find DS1 and DB both in their little Cozy Coupe cars, racing around the kitchen table and crashing into each other. The funny part? Every time they'd crash into each other, they'd go back and forth with "*uck you, *itch!" with a super serious face. Then they'd proceed to do it all over again! I almost died from laughing before I could stop them and correct it.
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Ohhh these are sooo hilarious! My sides hurt!

When my boys were learning to talk, the one had a really hard time with his TR sound. So he'd go around saying, "Oooh! Firef*ck!" and "I love my f*cks!" I have some video of it because it was so doggone cute but at the time my parents were less than impressed

The other day my other son (4 yo) came up to me and said, "Damn, I'm cute!" Yes. Yes you are...and cheeky, too!

Same son always has to announce everyone's anatomy, too. In line at the grocery store, "Mom, you have a va-gina! And Opa, he has a penis!" Wow...thanks for sharing, kid! What made it even worse was my old Art teacher was in the line up and he was killing himself laughing.
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Old 03-18-2011, 08:18 PM   #39
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When ods was a year and half i dropped a gallon of ice tea on the kitchen floor and he comes in and looks down and so o shi*! it was so funny, Another time he was singing jingle bells and he would say, what the fa it is to ride...he just wouldnt finish the song
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I don't have any for my DS, but my brother had some funny ones at a kid. He called a chocolate chip cookie a "chocolate sh*t cookie" and a "chip truck" a "sh*t f**k"
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