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Old 03-20-2011, 11:21 PM   #11
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Re: "Bottomfeeders"--huh? What's this mean to you?

I just took it and I am an Unacceptable parent. Oivey.


1. What is your age?

25 to 30 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Female
3. Where did you give birth?
Hospital
4. What kind of birth did you have?
Vaginal - epidural
5. What did you feed your infant?
Breastmilk only
6. Where did baby sleep?
In mom's bed with dad on the couch
7. What kind of carseat is baby riding in?
Graco
8. What kind of toys is baby playing with?
Plastic and noisy
9. Does your child eat processed food?
Occasionally
10. Do you vaccinate your children?
They've got all of them, even the dreaded flu shot.
11. How do you diaper your babes?
Mainstream cloth, factory made
12. How do you carry your baby?
In an easy to find structured carrier

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Old 03-20-2011, 11:24 PM   #12
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Re: "Bottomfeeders"--huh? What's this mean to you?

At least you didn't get the "reach up high and grab at the scum that's above you" score But seriously, just go drop your kids off at your nearest CPS office
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:28 PM   #13
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At least you didn't get the "reach up high and grab at the scum that's above you" score But seriously, just go drop your kids off at your nearest CPS office
I didn't know there was anything worse than that lol. And about dropping them off at CPS, that's a GREAT idea. I was needing a break anyways lol.
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:29 PM   #14
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Be careful though, I heard that after they decontaminate the children they will sterilize you to ensure yo don't bring forth more children into your unacceptable home
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:30 PM   #15
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Re: "Bottomfeeders"--huh? What's this mean to you?

Dang, I'm at an odd post number. Must change that before going to bed or I will stay up all night thinking about it.
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:31 PM   #16
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Much better now!
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:31 PM   #17
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Dang! Forgot that the last post would make the post count odd again
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:35 PM   #18
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Im off to meet amber to drop my kids off cus apparently im unacceptable BWAHAHAHAH
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I'm an unacceptable parent can someone give me directions to the nearest CPS office. Is Amber available today?
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Apparently, I am an "Acceptable Parent".
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