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Old 03-21-2011, 02:36 PM   #21
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Old 03-21-2011, 02:41 PM   #22
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I love being a bottom feeder parent because I use the leash and don't deserve to keep my children since we receive some state aid [because we didn't plan well throughout our entire lives], therefore should give them up for adoption. Those are my two biggies according to two conversations in and around these parts

I my bottomfeeder mamas!
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Honestly, I have no idea. I have a confession for you.

I totally thought I'd be a bottomfeeder! Example: While I was taking the quiz my toddlers were sitting around munching taters tots (non organic) and Tyson brand chicken nuggets with ketchup because that's what I made for dinner since my oh-so-crunchy, treehugging, "elite parent" DH is out of town. He's the granola loving one of this duo... I just am along for the ride.

CD'ing is the only "green" thing I'm all about.

Ok, I feel as if a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
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Old 03-21-2011, 02:51 PM   #24
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Old 03-21-2011, 03:32 PM   #25
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Honestly, I have no idea. I have a confession for you.

I totally thought I'd be a bottomfeeder! Example: While I was taking the quiz my toddlers were sitting around munching taters tots (non organic) and Tyson brand chicken nuggets with ketchup because that's what I made for dinner since my oh-so-crunchy, treehugging, "elite parent" DH is out of town. He's the granola loving one of this duo... I just am along for the ride.

CD'ing is the only "green" thing I'm all about.

Ok, I feel as if a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
My kids totally get Tyson nuggets for school lunches a couple times a week!
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I BET ITS BECAUSE I VAX!!!
No way, that makes you top notch. Haven't you heard, you're only bottom feeder if you don't vax because obviously you don't care enough about your kids or other people's kids!
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Old 03-21-2011, 03:40 PM   #26
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I BET ITS BECAUSE I VAX!!!
You're right. how dare you infest your child with da POEEESOOON!!!! You obviously aren't an elite parent. If you were, you'd be sniffing in your general direction for sticking such unholy things in your child's body
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And I scoff at all of you, using diapers like there wasn't an EC tree in your backyard. Tell me, what's more gentle for the earth than going behind a tree?
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I love being a bottom feeder parent because I use the leash and don't deserve to keep my children since we receive some state aid [because we didn't plan well throughout our entire lives], therefore should give them up for adoption. Those are my two biggies according to two conversations in and around these parts

I my bottomfeeder mamas!
<--- Yes, bottom feeder.

DH went to Costco...alone. He brought back lots of interesting food. My favorite is a huge bag of Dino nuggets. I have been snacking on that a lot.
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Wow, we cloth diaper, use a carrier, eat very little processed foods, baby slept with me, we had to formula supplement after my breast reduction...it must have been the vax...

Sadly, I'm a bottomfeeder. Oh well, off to see to my sadly neglected kiddos.
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And I scoff at all of you, using diapers like there wasn't an EC tree in your backyard. Tell me, what's more gentle for the earth than going behind a tree?
I'm picturing fig leaves or woven coconut husks as family cloth too.
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