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Old 04-19-2011, 12:01 PM   #1
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So I'm making breakfast and Ducky stands behind me and starts crying like someone broke his arm or something. Seriously, painful sobbing and barely able to speak. When I asked him what was the matter he said:
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I'm crying because I don't have claws to climb up your back



Seriously, I have the.silliest.kids.ever.


UPDATE: The Kid just told me mami, I'm allergic to my farts....and dust.

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Old 04-19-2011, 12:05 PM   #2
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Um, ok....

The things kids say sometimes!
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Poor kid!
Poor kid? Poor mom! Can you imagine the damage he'd do to my body if he had claws to climb up my back? Oh the pain, the humanity!
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