You know you have a nursing toddler when... - Cloth Diapers & Parenting Community

dressagemom · 05-02-2011, 08:32 PM

...she is done nursing, she latches off and blows raspberries on your breast.

...she latches off and gives you a great big toothy grin, and then goes back to nursing with great gusto.

ajane · 05-02-2011, 08:35 PM

I sure miss nursing.

canadianbakers · 05-02-2011, 08:36 PM

I don't have a toddler yet, but my nursling loves to unlatch, turn his head ever so slightly... and lick my arm! He's a goofball

dressagemom · 05-02-2011, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by canadianbakers

I don't have a toddler yet, but my nursling loves to unlatch, turn his head ever so slightly... and lick my arm! He's a goofball

Awww... that is funny! My DS (now 4) used to play with my love handles, and loved to pinch them. My DD (now 7) used to like putting her toes inside my waistband, for some crazy reason. That drove me up the wall! But those milky grins and sweet smiles are sure sweet.

Truckerswife · 05-02-2011, 08:40 PM

*** your sitting talking to someone and suddenly a little person has helped themselves and are eating

COgle3 · 05-02-2011, 08:40 PM

When you are getting out of the shower, he sees your boobs and smacks his lips...

When you are getting dressed, you drop your bra, bend down to get it and he sneaks in and latches on for a quick snack....

BabyD'sMommy · 05-02-2011, 08:40 PM

<3 it! You know you are nursing a toddler when she milks your breast to make the flow faster.

You know you are tandem nursing a toddler and a newborn when the toddler is nursing and holds your other boob up for your newborn to get the right latch...haha!

My most recent favorite...my daughter and I play the "where is Daelyn" game where she covers her face with her hands and I pretend I can't see her. The other day she woke up to nurse early in the morning (sometime between 2am and 6am) like usual. I was so exhausted and nursed her for a minute then told her that mee-mees were ready to go back night night so it is time to lay down. She covered her face with her hands so I wouldn't know she was still nursing. I almost peed myself from laughing so hard. It was precious!

BabyD'sMommy · 05-02-2011, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by COgle3

When you are getting dressed, you drop your bra, bend down to get it and he sneaks in and latches on for a quick snack....

I didn't realize DD had done this one time and I stood back up really quickly and it pooped my nipple out of her mouth really hard and fast. It hurt sooooooooo bad!

MyFourStars · 05-02-2011, 08:42 PM

... he starts a kick fight with his brother while still latched on.

... he starts climbing down before breaking his latch, changes his mind, and climbs back up over and over and over again (we're trying to stop playing this fun little game...)

... he can point out parts of his/your face if you ask while he's nursing.

Lovely · 05-02-2011, 08:48 PM

Awww, cute. My 8 month old does that. He loves razberries and biting. Lol.

05-02-2011, 08:32 PM	#1
dressagemom Registered Users Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,322 Ratings: 13 Feedback: 100%	You know you have a nursing toddler when... ...she is done nursing, she latches off and blows raspberries on your breast. ...she latches off and gives you a great big toothy grin, and then goes back to nursing with great gusto. Advertisement

05-02-2011, 08:35 PM	#2
ajane Registered Users Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 16,168 Ratings: 293 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: You know you have a nursing toddler when... I sure miss nursing. __________________ sahm to 3 little women and 1 little man who keep me extremely busy and take all of my time away from here! I have LOTS of toys to sell....My Little Pony, Fisher Price ramp & speedway, Littlest Pet Shop, you name it I probably have it! PM me!

05-02-2011, 08:36 PM	#3
canadianbakers Registered Users Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: MB, Canada Posts: 9,221 Ratings: 43 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: You know you have a nursing toddler when... I don't have a toddler yet, but my nursling loves to unlatch, turn his head ever so slightly... and lick my arm! He's a goofball __________________ ~Elena~ Momma to R (12), Z (10), I (8), L (4), P (2) & J (Apr 14, 2015) remembering Elliana Lucy (2.7.12)

05-02-2011, 08:40 PM	#5
Truckerswife Registered Users Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,135 Ratings: 68 Feedback: 100%	*** your sitting talking to someone and suddenly a little person has helped themselves and are eating __________________ Crystal SAHM to DS 9/2009 DD1 8/2010 DD2 10/2011 DD3:1/2013 & DS2 3/2014

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COgle3 Registered Users Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: North Georgia Posts: 940 Ratings: 46 Feedback: 100%	When you are getting out of the shower, he sees your boobs and smacks his lips... When you are getting dressed, you drop your bra, bend down to get it and he sneaks in and latches on for a quick snack.... __________________ Courtney Sew Love For Love http://www.etsy.com/shop/sewloveforlove

05-02-2011, 08:40 PM	#7
BabyD'sMommy Registered Users Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Tyndall AFB, FL Posts: 2,302 Ratings: 20 Feedback: 100%	Re: You know you have a nursing toddler when... <3 it! You know you are nursing a toddler when she milks your breast to make the flow faster. You know you are tandem nursing a toddler and a newborn when the toddler is nursing and holds your other boob up for your newborn to get the right latch...haha! My most recent favorite...my daughter and I play the "where is Daelyn" game where she covers her face with her hands and I pretend I can't see her. The other day she woke up to nurse early in the morning (sometime between 2am and 6am) like usual. I was so exhausted and nursed her for a minute then told her that mee-mees were ready to go back night night so it is time to lay down. She covered her face with her hands so I wouldn't know she was still nursing. I almost peed myself from laughing so hard. It was precious! __________________ Desirae. Air Force Wife to Daniel . SAHM to Daelyn Averi and Drake Aden Proud natural birthing, baby wearing, tandem nursing, ing, ,ERFing, pro-intact mama. I love my family <3

05-02-2011, 08:42 PM	#9
MyFourStars Registered Users Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Roanoke, TX Posts: 3,345 Ratings: 11 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: You know you have a nursing toddler when... ... he starts a kick fight with his brother while still latched on. ... he starts climbing down before breaking his latch, changes his mind, and climbs back up over and over and over again (we're trying to stop playing this fun little game...) ... he can point out parts of his/your face if you ask while he's nursing. __________________ Robyn, Mommy to Anna, 7 ; Ilse, 6 ; Gideon, 5 ; Merrick, 3!!! And now Liam Matthew, 3-14-2010, a 4th vbac at 35w2d! My Twilight FanFic-Finding Rose Updated Chapter 13!

05-02-2011, 08:48 PM	#10
Lovely Registered Users Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,061 Ratings: 132 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: You know you have a nursing toddler when... Awww, cute. My 8 month old does that. He loves razberries and biting. Lol. __________________ _________________________ .Jena. Wife to Rob. Mommy to my E^3 CLICK Flawless Intentions

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