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Old 01-25-2012, 09:18 PM   #1101
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I think it's more the action of serving the moose alcohol. Just one more way they are discriminated against. Can't go to the local pub and get a drink after a hard day of being a moose.
Have no fear moose can find ways to get drunk without going into bars. They can just get drunk off a crabapples and hang outside of the bar.

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Old 01-25-2012, 09:39 PM   #1102
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Hehe...I knew you weren't joking but that is still funny. Have you ever seen the video of the squirrel that ate the fermented pumpkin and then tried to climb a tree? YouTube mobile will not let me get the link so I can't post it right now but if you look for drunk squirrel it should show up as the first or second hit.

Of course the moose can only hang outside the bar if the crabapples are in a brown paper bag.
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Old 01-25-2012, 10:20 PM   #1103
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This one? lol

I am a part of a local food chalange group and one of the members gets crabapples before they start thawing. She gets them from the campus every year and invited people to join her. I was crazy enough to go. Anyway the way you do it is to climb the tree and shake the branches so they fall onto big tarps on the ground. It was early in the morning so it would be crowded. Security guards actually watched and casually asked us what we were planning on using them for and we said eating. He warned us that he saw moose get drunk from them. We all froze them right away before processing them into crabapple butter and jelly so they didn't ferment but it was prett funny.
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That's the one.

Crabapple butter and jelly sounds pretty good. I wonder if the moose will go out of their way to eat the fermented ones in order to get drunk.

What the heck is the plural of moose anyway? Is it mooses or just moose? Either way just sounds wrong.
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Old 01-25-2012, 10:48 PM   #1105
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I wonder if the moose will go out of their way to eat the fermented ones in order to get drunk
Only the problem drinkers not the upstanding God fearing moose. The plural of moose is moose like deer. I'm teaching dd to read right now. There are too many rules that don't apply to everything in our language. We need a really simple universal language.
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Old 01-25-2012, 10:56 PM   #1106
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Only the problem drinkers not the upstanding God fearing moose.
ROFLMAO!!!!

And I swear they formatted the English language to be as confusing as possible. A close friend of mine is from Germany and learned English four years ago. She speaks beautifully but can barely read because of how confusing it is. She always asks for help when writing.
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Old 01-26-2012, 04:39 AM   #1107
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That's the one.

Crabapple butter and jelly sounds pretty good. I wonder if the moose will go out of their way to eat the fermented ones in order to get drunk.

What the heck is the plural of moose anyway? Is it mooses or just moose? Either way just sounds wrong.
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Lol just moose. Like deer and fish.

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Only the problem drinkers not the upstanding God fearing moose. The plural of moose is moose like deer. I'm teaching dd to read right now. There are too many rules that don't apply to everything in our language. We need a really simple universal language.
OMG that was way too funny for this early in the morning.
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