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Old 05-30-2012, 12:03 AM   #1
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I'm 41 weeks today with no signs of labor. This is normal for me, 4th baby, 4th time overdue. It is what it is, right? My good friend was pregnant, due the same day, she had her baby a week ago ON OUR DUE DATE! Lucky.
Well, yesterday DH took me out for Chinese and my fortune cookie said "You out distance all your competitors". Uh... I don't consider pregnancy to be a competition, but thanks for the reminder!

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Old 05-30-2012, 12:34 AM   #2
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LOL.....oh fortune cookies its like everytime you open one its.laughing at you.
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LOL Cute!
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haha! i got one the other day that said something like "you have a surprise on the way".
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Old 05-30-2012, 09:50 AM   #5
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Too funny! I think the trick to fortune cookie accuracy is that they are always somewhat vague and applicable to many different situations. Of course, we only think of the one that they do apply to when we open them and read the fortune!
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Fortune cookies are always a good laugh for our family. Even if they don't say anything special.

Funny story 1: I took my dad out for lunch on his birthday to keep him busy while everyone got his surprise birthday ready. His fortune read "Great surprises are in store for you." MINE said "Keep your plans secret for now." That was pretty cool. lol My dad had no idea why I thought it was so funny.

#2: Dh and I took my parents out for dinner before we took them to the airport to fly home. Generic fortunes all around, get to hubby and he makes a strange face and "reads" "Don't let them get on the plane." My dad cracked up and almost fell out of his chair laughing- my mom almost choked on a wonton!! She made dh give it to her to make sure it didn't really say that. She's quite uppity and dh/dad always got a kick out of "getting" her. ;-)
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That's too funny!

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