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Old 05-30-2012, 06:30 PM   #11
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Fortune cookies are always a good laugh for our family. Even if they don't say anything special.

Funny story 1: I took my dad out for lunch on his birthday to keep him busy while everyone got his surprise birthday ready. His fortune read "Great surprises are in store for you." MINE said "Keep your plans secret for now." That was pretty cool. lol My dad had no idea why I thought it was so funny.

#2: Dh and I took my parents out for dinner before we took them to the airport to fly home. Generic fortunes all around, get to hubby and he makes a strange face and "reads" "Don't let them get on the plane." My dad cracked up and almost fell out of his chair laughing- my mom almost choked on a wonton!! She made dh give it to her to make sure it didn't really say that. She's quite uppity and dh/dad always got a kick out of "getting" her. ;-)
Haha, cute!

My DH got one once that said "if you have hope you have everything" my name is Hope! He taped it on the fridge.

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Haha, cute!

My DH got one once that said "if you have hope you have everything" my name is Hope! He taped it on the fridge.
Oh how sweet!
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Haha, cute!

My DH got one once that said "if you have hope you have everything" my name is Hope! He taped it on the fridge.
Aww, cute! The year after we started dating, my ILs took us for Chinese and DH's fortune said, "stop looking around, happiness is right beside you". I was right next to him, hehe. Would have been a little awkward if he sat next to his mom or stepdad, lol!
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The night that my first baby was born my husband and I ordered chinese food and I don't remember the fortunes, but 5 hours after we went to bed my first was (quite unexpectedly!) born. I wasn't having any contractions at the time.
Fastforward 2 days and we were back home and no one wanted to cook, so we ordered chinese food again from the same place. My fortune cookie said
" you're almost there, give it one final push" LOL
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