Diaper Swappers

leila03ash · 07-19-2012, 02:06 PM

M sitting on the toilet holding my 3 month old because if I set her down she will scream. My 4 year old won't leave the bathroom. He will miss me. Insert eye roll here. My temperature is 95.8 which can't be good and I'm sweating like a pig.

I need a book called "Let me poop in peace". It should be the sequel to "go the f to sleep".

Ok I'm done. Thanks for letting me get that out.

Fishie Kisses · 07-19-2012, 02:08 PM

*hugs* My 14m old screams like he's being stabbed if I close the bathroom door. And when I open it he just looks at me like "Hey mom, what's up?"

crazyeyesmcgee · 07-19-2012, 02:12 PM

Poor mama

i need that book, too. Same story with baby & toddler, plus DH always takes that opportunity to come in and tell me a long-winded story he's been meaning to tell me. Or something. I finally lost it one day and yelled "Why am I the only person who is NOT allowed to poop in privacy around here?!?"

leila03ash · 07-19-2012, 02:14 PM

Now I will say I was going to use a different word than poop, but here is page one:
I will find your toy when I'm done. Now let me poop in peace!

AnimalHouse · 07-19-2012, 02:15 PM

mama!

shortcake2386 · 07-19-2012, 02:20 PM

lol add a preschooler, a 6 year old and a dog and thats me:/ i swear the dog fusses the most if i try to leave her out

Fishie Kisses · 07-19-2012, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AnimalHouse

mama!

kannondicarpo · 07-19-2012, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AnimalHouse

mama!

leila03ash · 07-19-2012, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by AnimalHouse

mama!

That is hilarious!

mcpforever · 07-19-2012, 02:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1swr...hannel&list=UL

Totally reminded me of this!

07-19-2012, 02:06 PM	#1
leila03ash Registered Users Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 188 Ratings: 2 Feedback: 100%	Seriously?! This only happens to mom M sitting on the toilet holding my 3 month old because if I set her down she will scream. My 4 year old won't leave the bathroom. He will miss me. Insert eye roll here. My temperature is 95.8 which can't be good and I'm sweating like a pig. I need a book called "Let me poop in peace". It should be the sequel to "go the f to sleep". Ok I'm done. Thanks for letting me get that out.

07-19-2012, 02:08 PM	#2
Fishie Kisses Wahm Moderator "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: SJV, CA Posts: 14,258 Ratings: 176 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Seriously?! This only happens to mom hugs My 14m old screams like he's being stabbed if I close the bathroom door. And when I open it he just looks at me like "Hey mom, what's up?" __________________ Tashauna~~proud wife to my trained boo-boo fixer and mama to 3 boys on earth and two in heaven ^i^ (10wks-11/12 and 4 weeks 2/13)...Finally expecting a rainbow! STICK BABY, STICK!! *481216*2024283236 *40 Try SWAGBUCKS and PLINK and get paid!! I've earned $275 in Amazon gift cards and $375 in Paypal already just since Jan 1, 2013!!!

07-19-2012, 02:12 PM	#3
crazyeyesmcgee Registered Users Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 592 Ratings: 31 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Poor mama i need that book, too. Same story with baby & toddler, plus DH always takes that opportunity to come in and tell me a long-winded story he's been meaning to tell me. Or something. I finally lost it one day and yelled "Why am I the only person who is NOT allowed to poop in privacy around here?!?" __________________ Wife to my sweet DH, SAHM to my princesses DD1 (4) and DD2 (1)

07-19-2012, 02:15 PM	#5
AnimalHouse Registered Users Formerly: mama*ms Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,087 Ratings: 75 Feedback: 100% My Mood:**	Re: Seriously?! This only happens to mom mama! __________________ Trying-to-stay-sane mama to four boys, ages 5 and under

07-19-2012, 02:20 PM	#6
shortcake2386 Registered Users Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 24,733 Ratings: 903 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Seriously?! This only happens to mom lol add a preschooler, a 6 year old and a dog and thats me:/ i swear the dog fusses the most if i try to leave her out __________________ JoAnna,wife to my first love Michael and SAHM to Mackenzie Grace(5 years), Makaela Lynn(4years),^^Meaghan Elise^^ born sleeping July 18, 2009. and Malakai Vincent(2 years) and Baby "M" June 24,2012. 6lbs 5 oz Mama Cloth!! OBV tees, pettiskirts, trainers and more MotherGoose Designs