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Old 07-19-2012, 02:06 PM   #1
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Seriously?! This only happens to mom

M sitting on the toilet holding my 3 month old because if I set her down she will scream. My 4 year old won't leave the bathroom. He will miss me. Insert eye roll here. My temperature is 95.8 which can't be good and I'm sweating like a pig.

I need a book called "Let me poop in peace". It should be the sequel to "go the f to sleep".

Ok I'm done. Thanks for letting me get that out.

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*hugs* My 14m old screams like he's being stabbed if I close the bathroom door. And when I open it he just looks at me like "Hey mom, what's up?"
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Poor mama i need that book, too. Same story with baby & toddler, plus DH always takes that opportunity to come in and tell me a long-winded story he's been meaning to tell me. Or something. I finally lost it one day and yelled "Why am I the only person who is NOT allowed to poop in privacy around here?!?"
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Now I will say I was going to use a different word than poop, but here is page one:
I will find your toy when I'm done. Now let me poop in peace!
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lol add a preschooler, a 6 year old and a dog and thats me:/ i swear the dog fusses the most if i try to leave her out
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1swr...hannel&list=UL

Totally reminded me of this!
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