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Old 07-23-2012, 12:30 AM   #1
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Angry My kitchen is mocking me :(

I wasn't feeling fat or heavy BUT every time I pass by my kitchen on the way to the bathroom (bladder, I blame the little bean) there is something on the counter that moves and it sounds like a fatty is walking by with a "thump...thump...thump" on EVERY step.

Its 2 AM, everyone is sleeping and I have to go pee a lot which means I have to pass by my nemesis and I feel like its mocking me. I have an active imagination and I KNOW I'm complaining about inanimate objects but seriously, sound effects every time I pass? It feels kind of personal.

It MUST be mocking me. What else could it be?

There are WAY too many things on the counter for me to figure out WHICH plate/ceramic thing is the culprit and frankly its kinda late or early or whatever to start decluttering. I also tried going by slowly on my tippy toes and I STILL hear the ceramic on the counter top go "thump...thump...thump" on EVERY step! I have hard wood floor and I'm honestly a light walker because I have neighbors below me and I like to be considerate and not disturb them. I didn't hear the sound effects BEFORE when there were other people around so it waited until I was alone to mess with me!


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DH just passed by and it made the same sounds. So its an equal opportunity heckler.
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Old 07-23-2012, 05:08 AM   #3
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ha ha ha...thanks for the giggle.
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