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Old 07-27-2012, 07:24 PM   #1
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LMBO...Totally True!!!

I seen this on my FB wall and had to post it!!!


You know you’ve been trying to conceive too long when…

…you measure time, not in months or years, but in cycles.

…You just automatically reach for your charting items without even thinking about it.

…You plan your entire life around the 2 week windows… 2 weeks from AF to ovulation, 2 weeks from ovulation to AF…2 weeks from AF to ovulation, 2 weeks from ovulation to AF… (repeat ad nauseum)

…When you are talking to “regular people” (people not TTC) and you use abbreviations, i.e., “My DH and I went to see that movie last night.”

…When your phone autocorrects “got” to “hpt”, “so” to “dpo”, "pass" to "poas" and “been” to “bfn.”

…When someone makes a comment after noticing a few pregnant women in the office that there must be something in the water and you want to know where to find it.

…When you feel like you could teach a class on the female reproductive system.

…You have a whole page of apps on your phone tracking everything baby related–ovulation, AF, BD, temps, possible due dates, etc.

…When someone asks you what day it is and you answer CD10.

...When you start buying opks and hpts in BULK.

...When your bathroom looks more like a chemistry lab.

...when you find yourself telling strangers that you are ttc.

...When you take close relatives off speed dial to add your RE's patient voicemail.



Best of luck to all of the ladies TTC (trying to conceive), I hope you get your BFP (big fat positive) by CD24 (cycle day 24)!





What would you add to the list???

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Old 07-27-2012, 08:36 PM   #2
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Lol!!! I find myself telling strangers that we are ttc.
When your bathroom looks more like a chemistry lab.
When you start buying opks and hpts in BULK.
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Old 07-27-2012, 08:43 PM   #3
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Lol!!! I find myself telling strangers that we are ttc.
When your bathroom looks more like a chemistry lab.
When you start buying opks and hpts in BULK.
LOL. I just started buying in bulk and poor poor DH must think I'm nuts at all the upopened tests lying on the counter, under the counter, my "testing cups", etc...
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Re: LMBO...Totally True!!!

Hehe this is funny we just started ttc but I already do a lot of this stuff!
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Old 07-28-2012, 11:44 AM   #5
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…When you feel like you could teach a class on the female reproductive system.

What would you add to the list???
This one really makes me laugh! So true.

I knew I'd been TTC too long when I took my brother off speed dial to add my RE's patient voicemail.
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Re: LMBO...Totally True!!!

When you come running out of the bathroom after getting a postive for ovulation test and tell DH to "Come Quick!" (Haven't O'd since last Nov) and he says "what?" and you show him the test and he say's "what's that mean?" and you go "WE HAVE TO DTD NOW!" lol. I did that yesterday. He thought I was a nut!
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Old 07-29-2012, 01:48 PM   #7
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Haha I love this thread. So true!

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Add changing "pass" to "poas" to the autocorrect list.

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LOL....too funny!!!
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