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Old 08-12-2012, 04:02 PM   #1
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Around 6am I got up for the 23468854x to go pee. Stumble to the bathroom with one eye half open, go to wipe, and through the darkness I see a tinge of blood on the paper. Eyes snap wide open, my brain goes to racing, and I flip the light on. I'm thinking, "No! No bloody show! I haven't put the infant insert in the car seat yet, I haven't cleaned out the car, my bag isn't packed, etc etc." I'm freaking out and totally ignoring in my sleepy stupor that I haven't had any contractions that night, and such. Then I get to looking at it and realize, huh.. that doesn't look the same as last time. There isn't near enough discharge to be part of my plug.

So I start checking myself out. First I notice I have a hangnail, and then courtesy of my hand mirror I notice I have a scratch on my bum that's bleeding a tiny bit.

Apparently I had scratched my butt in my sleep and caused all this madness LOL. So then I was wide awake, and kind of grossed out that I scratch my *** in my sleep

It's hilarious to me now, so I figured I'd share my embarrassment

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Old 08-12-2012, 06:23 PM   #2
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Lol to me that would be a sign to get stuff done
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Lol to me that would be a sign to get stuff done
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Old 08-13-2012, 12:39 AM   #4
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Haha for sure. Should all be done this week

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LOL..that is too funny mama!!
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totally something I'd do hahha
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Not DDC, but I just had to read. Thanks for the giggle!!
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I actually put my camera in the freezer the other day. Thank God it thawed and still works. Glad it wasn't anything to worry about for you!
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