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Old 08-11-2012, 06:02 PM   #1
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Oh my! Out of the mouths of babes!!

As embarrassing as this is I have to tell the story!

So I passed some gas [or tooted as we say in our home]. About that time my 4 year old comes into the room and says "Mom, I saw lightening!" [cue the toot].."...wait. Mom, was that your butt rumbling?"

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A little embarrassing, but hey keeps things lively around here.
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He he :-)

With my 3.5 yr old I will hear her toot and ask her, "RaeRae, did you fart?"

Thanks to my DH, she will respond, "no, das not a fart, das a FROG!". This is followed by earsplitting shrieks of laughter.
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My 5 year old will say "Ewww you stink, go take a shower!"
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Love it! Too funny!

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Around here, we all just blame the dog LOL

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The kids have been eating a lot of homemade sno-cones this last week, and the syrup is made out of kool-aid, so 4yo DD's poo has been....colorful My dad took us all to Buffalo Wild Wings for my birthday on Thursday, and while we were there, DD decides she needs to go potty. So we're in the crowded bathroom, she finishes up, hops off the toilet and exclaims loudly "MOMMY!! I have one poop, two poop, red poop, green poop!!" ...and I hear silence for a moment, then the giggles start, then the full-on laughter starts throughout the restroom. Glad my child can be so entertaining for everyone else
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