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Old 09-17-2012, 09:11 PM   #11
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"Please take the potty seat off your head. It's not a hat."

That was one of the first times I said it and then thought, "That's not something I ever thought I would hear myself saying."

And, why are they always about going to the bathroom or private parts or the like?

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"No. We can't go to Canada."

DS has been playing with a puzzle of north America, and for days he's been asking to go to Canada. My usual response is "it's too far"

Today he assembled Canada right next to California and said "there mommy. Canada is closer to us. Can we go?"

Ummmm.... Well... Still no
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"No honey we do not sing songs about our weiner."
"Stop putting your weiner on things."
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"No honey we do not sing songs about our weiner."
I just said this to my husband this morning.

As for the kids, today's gem was, "Get the hamster OUT of your lunch box."
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Old 09-18-2012, 06:45 AM   #17
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The one that makes me shudder is 'If you keep making that face, it'll stick'... it's a classic, but I still say it a lot. Our fun one for today is 'no, you don't need to lick your brothers face!'... he had oatmeal on his cheek. Lol

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recently it's been "please stop licking Mommy"
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