And for today's edition of "things you never thought you would say to your kids"

[HeatherlovesCDs]

"Please take the potty seat off your head. It's not a hat."

That was one of the first times I said it and then thought, "That's not something I ever thought I would hear myself saying."

And, why are they always about going to the bathroom or private parts or the like?

[Quickshep19]

No sniffing the dog's butt. The dog sniffs the cat's butt, the cat sniffs the dog's butt. The kids try it too.

Jodie ~ wife & mama

[joyous]

Yesterday when we were playing out front: "Please stop drinking water from the gutter."

[IsaacsMom2009]

"No. We can't go to Canada."

DS has been playing with a puzzle of north America, and for days he's been asking to go to Canada. My usual response is "it's too far"

Today he assembled Canada right next to California and said "there mommy. Canada is closer to us. Can we go?"

Ummmm.... Well... Still no

[CaliRoll]

Originally Posted by dagmomma "No honey we do not sing songs about our weiner."

"Stop putting your weiner on things."

[Geckmumto3]

Originally Posted by dagmomma "No honey we do not sing songs about our weiner."

I just said this to my husband this morning.

As for the kids, today's gem was, "Get the hamster OUT of your lunch box."

[Geckmumto3]

DP

[Gothmommy]

The one that makes me shudder is 'If you keep making that face, it'll stick'... it's a classic, but I still say it a lot. Our fun one for today is 'no, you don't need to lick your brothers face!'... he had oatmeal on his cheek. Lol

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[sojomisa]

LOL!

[Joyful Tie Dyes]

recently it's been "please stop licking Mommy"