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Old 09-18-2012, 12:59 PM   #21
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:45 PM   #22
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Oh yesterday was eventful here.

To DS both times:
"get your penis off the table"
"Do not put your tongue in your sister mouth"

Yeah... LOL!

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Old 09-18-2012, 02:08 PM   #23
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Said by me to my 2 year old: "don't lick your sister's vagina."

They were in the tub together and DD2 was being a cat and licking DD1....arm, face, etc. My husband was so horrified when he heard me say that.
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Old 09-18-2012, 06:06 PM   #24
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I just said this to my husband this morning.

As for the kids, today's gem was, "Get the hamster OUT of your lunch box."
These actually made me laugh out loud!!!! Now that I think about it I had to say both of these to dh too!
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Old 09-18-2012, 06:22 PM   #25
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recently it's been "please stop licking Mommy"
This has been us to recently, I hate it when they do that !
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Old 09-18-2012, 06:27 PM   #26
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Stop playing with your brothers penis, you have your own.
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Old 09-18-2012, 06:38 PM   #27
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Stop playing with your brothers penis, you have your own.
I've had to tell DD to stop tickling her brother's penis before.
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Old 09-18-2012, 06:52 PM   #28
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Re: And for today's edition of "things you never thought you would say to your kids"

It makes me giggle a bit that these threads seem to always disolve to reminding our kids not to lick or play with or otherwise fiddle with private parts of their own or others. lol
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Re: And for today's edition of "things you never thought you would say to your kids"

Can I add a "What you never thought your kid would say to you?" This was today's version. We're getting ready to leave for DD's gymnastics class and I threw my hair into a large clip. Keegan (who's 6) says "Mom, you look like you have a banana peel on your head. Only your hair is dark, so it must be rotten." Thanks son.
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Old 09-18-2012, 08:53 PM   #30
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"stop licking your feet!!!"

I say this way too often to DS!
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