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Biology exam
Got this in an email an had to share!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A. Advertisement
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LOL
--- Sent from my phone. Please excuse typos.
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Re: Biology exam
LMAO!!! My DH is dying here!
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Lol! He must be talking about the attractiveness of the containers on a first time mom or a mom still in newbie phase. Because I don't think "tube sock" falls in that category.
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That is soo funny.
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Hahaha -- love it! DH and I both laughed out loud!
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Hilarious!
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