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Old 11-08-2012, 02:37 PM   #1
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What have they said to you lately?

I always love the random things kids say. What have yours hit you with lately?

DD's gems this week (she's 2.5):

Me: What's your favorite food?
Her: I like to eat a kitty cat!

"Mommy, I have a woman problem" (god, I hope not!)

(singing) "The farmer in the dollar, the farmer in the dollar, hi go jerry, the farmer in the cereal!"

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Old 11-08-2012, 02:43 PM   #2
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"Twinkle twinkle Lily star"

"Mommy, bump my butt!!" (She's obsessed with patting things, calls it bumping).

DD2 says "cer-ee-ear-ee-al" instead of cereal.

"Someone peepee on my phone!"
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:49 PM   #3
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DS (who is almost 3): "I want to go to school!"
Me: "You can go to school when you get bigger."
DS: "Noooo, don't want to get bigger!"
Me: "You want to stay little?"
DS: "Noooo, don't want to stay little!"
Me: "Ok, what do you want then?"
DS: "I want you to stop talking."

And then, DD (4.5yo) told her brother this morning, "Stop screaming, I am allergic to screams."
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:50 PM   #4
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ds2 wanted to know how i was going to keep from having another baby lol
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:51 PM   #5
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Re: What have they said to you lately?

LOL these made me chuckle.

My YDD (19 mos old) has learned to say "Spy-bah-mah" which means SPIDERMAN! It's hilarious, esp since she is a slow talker and it's one of her only 10-15 words. I let DS (4) watch the old OLD Spiderman cartoons (certain ones that don't feature rampant discrimination and are not very violent), and as soon as YDD sees Netlflix pop up, she runs to the couch and shouts excitedly "SPY-BAH-MAH! SPY-BUH-MAH!"

This isn't funny, so much as it is touching, but yesterday my ODD (almost 6) got sent to her room for some bad behavior. She came back out with tears in her eyes and a note that she'd written to me that said she was sorry. (It said: "I am Soree for Making a Big Seen.") That really made me well up and give her a great big snuggle. (why she wrote that she was making a scene, I have no idea LOL that part was weird, but I took the apology anyway!)

And DS lately keeps saying randomly, "Mommy? ..... You are the PRETTIEST mommy." Or, "You're so BEAUTIFUL." Or, "You're the BEST mommy."

Ugh. I love my kids so much.

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Old 11-08-2012, 03:02 PM   #6
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Re: What have they said to you lately?

Me: "Logan, go put on your polar bear p.j.s. They're on your bed."
Logan: "No mama! They're POKEY bears!"
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Old 11-08-2012, 03:31 PM   #7
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DD2(age 4)- Mom Miss Katie showed me a picture of her baby
Me- Miss Katie doesn't have kids, was it a human baby(me thinking it was a pic of miss katie's dog)
DD2- No, it was a little baby.

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DD2-Mom, my nose flew off
Me-What!?
DD2-My nose flew off, it was big
Me-Huh?!
DD2- It flew off. It was big
Me-Oh, was it a bogger?
DD2-yes it was really really big
Me-where is it?
DD2- I don't know, it just flew off and I can't find it.

I have lots more. My DD2 is a mess.
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Old 11-08-2012, 03:38 PM   #8
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We were playing doctor, and my 4 year old felt my forehead with her hand. She gave me a sad face and said, "I'm sorry. You feel hot. You have a beaver."
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We live in southern CA and it hasn't rained in a very long long time. A long enough time has passed that my 2 year old doesn't recognize rain. She flipped out with the rain this morning.

Me: Look DD, rain. The ground is all wet and there are puddles.
DD: No Mama, it's wet! I wipe it dry.
Me: Don't you want to splash in a puddle?
DD: Ahhhhh! Shoes wet! Wipe it, Mama. Ahhhhhh!
Me: Okay, let's get in the car.
DD: Ahhhhh! Car wet. Window wet. Wipe it. Wipe it! Wipe my shoes.
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Old 11-08-2012, 03:44 PM   #10
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These are making bedrest not so bad!Keep them coming
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