Favorite Preschool Jokes

[Fairycat]

So DS is asking about jokes and wants to be told jokes now, but we are running out of age appropriate jokes So what are your/kids favorite jokes?

[l_Kimmie_l]

My 4 yr old makes up knock knock jokes that make no sense to anyone but him and we all laugh. I do not know any real jokes...LOL!

[z2akids]

In my experience, preschoolers don't really get it. But, my fave is

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

[danner]

How do ducks learn to fly?

They just wing it.

[Erinne]

My dd loves the knock knock joke with "banana, banana, banana... orange you glad I didn't say banana." Not sure how much she gets it, but she laughs and laughs.

[jam's mum]

What did the mummy volcano say to the baby volcano?

I lava you.



Where do seagulls have their parties on ships?

Where the fun'll be.

[Fairycat]

Originally Posted by jam's mum What did the mummy volcano say to the baby volcano? I lava you. .

ok even that made me chuckle!

[erlyjo]

I had this silly Halloween joke book when I was about 6 and I thought the jokes in it were so funny that I had the whole book memorized. I still remember a few:

Why do vampires drink blood?
Because root beer makes them burp.

What do you call a mummy that eats cookies in bed?
A crummy mummy.

What do you get when you cross a bat and a bell?
A ding bat.


Very politically incorrect now, I suppose. But when I was 6 they were hilarious!

[maddys_mama]

Our 5 year old is a huge fan of the interrupting animal joke.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there"

"Cow"

"Cow w..."

"Interrupting cow!"