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Old 01-06-2013, 06:56 AM   #1
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Favorite Preschool Jokes

So DS is asking about jokes and wants to be told jokes now, but we are running out of age appropriate jokes So what are your/kids favorite jokes?

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My 4 yr old makes up knock knock jokes that make no sense to anyone but him and we all laugh. I do not know any real jokes...LOL!
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Re: Favorite Preschool Jokes

In my experience, preschoolers don't really get it. But, my fave is

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9
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Re: Favorite Preschool Jokes

My dd loves the knock knock joke with "banana, banana, banana... orange you glad I didn't say banana." Not sure how much she gets it, but she laughs and laughs.
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Re: Favorite Preschool Jokes

What did the mummy volcano say to the baby volcano?

I lava you.



Where do seagulls have their parties on ships?

Where the fun'll be.
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What did the mummy volcano say to the baby volcano?

I lava you.



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ok even that made me chuckle!
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I had this silly Halloween joke book when I was about 6 and I thought the jokes in it were so funny that I had the whole book memorized. I still remember a few:

Why do vampires drink blood?
Because root beer makes them burp.

What do you call a mummy that eats cookies in bed?
A crummy mummy.

What do you get when you cross a bat and a bell?
A ding bat.


Very politically incorrect now, I suppose. But when I was 6 they were hilarious!
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Our 5 year old is a huge fan of the interrupting animal joke.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there"

"Cow"

"Cow w..."

"Interrupting cow!"
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