Diaper Swappers

junvwekt · 03-13-2013, 02:28 PM

Since when is my cervix everybody's business!?!?!?!

I'm 4 days "overdue" & somehow, that makes it okay for strangers to ask me how my cervix is doing. Awkward..................

I just don't think that's something I would ever ask a STRANGER, in any circumstance. Lol.

Maybe by my second or third child, I will have come up with some good comebacks for people's comments & questions.

twinpossible · 03-13-2013, 02:40 PM

This is my 3rd so here's what my wise *ss would have said,

What's a cervix?

Wait, you think I'm pregnant?!

That's a bit personal, don't you think?

Wait a sec, let me check...

Well when I was having s*x last night my hubby said I felt about _ cm.

Just a warning, the stupid does not end with the pregnancy! I still have people ask me if my identical twins are twins and if they are a boy and a girl when they are dressed in pink dresses with bows.

sterlids · 03-13-2013, 04:14 PM

people are idiots and so damn rude. anya is right though the stupid doesn't stop. have you heard the saying "you can't fix stupid." well it's so very true.

allisonmartin · 03-13-2013, 04:21 PM

Wow, just wow. That's a new level of stupid. And to think that I thought the when are you due questions were annoying. That one takes the cake for sure.

E_Sage · 03-13-2013, 04:40 PM

Always expect classiness and tact from Walmart, especially.

NappyChappy · 03-13-2013, 06:13 PM

I would have laughed right there in their face. People are amazing

dagmomma · 03-13-2013, 08:34 PM

DDc just to lol!

mollypeters · 03-13-2013, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twinpossible

This is my 3rd so here's what my wise *ss would have said,

What's a cervix?

Wait, you think I'm pregnant?!

That's a bit personal, don't you think?

Wait a sec, let me check...

Well when I was having s*x last night my hubby said I felt about _ cm.

Just a warning, the stupid does not end with the pregnancy! I still have people ask me if my identical twins are twins and if they are a boy and a girl when they are dressed in pink dresses with bows.

:rofl mbo:

junvwekt · 03-14-2013, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twinpossible

This is my 3rd so here's what my wise *ss would have said,

What's a cervix?

Wait, you think I'm pregnant?!

That's a bit personal, don't you think?

Wait a sec, let me check...

Well when I was having s*x last night my hubby said I felt about _ cm.

Just a warning, the stupid does not end with the pregnancy! I still have people ask me if my identical twins are twins and if they are a boy and a girl when they are dressed in pink dresses with bows.

LOL

That's great!!!

kushie tushie · 03-14-2013, 06:47 AM

I'm sorry but this is hilarious.
Yesterday the cashier at walmart compared us to the Duggar family because we had three kids in three years.... LOL!

I'm mobile.... sorry for the typos!

03-13-2013, 02:28 PM	#1
junvwekt Registered Users Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 128 Ratings: 5 Feedback: 100%	The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation... Since when is my cervix everybody's business!?!?!?! I'm 4 days "overdue" & somehow, that makes it okay for strangers to ask me how my cervix is doing. Awkward.................. I just don't think that's something I would ever ask a STRANGER, in any circumstance. Lol. Maybe by my second or third child, I will have come up with some good comebacks for people's comments & questions.

03-13-2013, 02:40 PM	#2
twinpossible Registered Users Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in a pile of laundry! Posts: 1,945 Ratings: 2 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation... This is my 3rd so here's what my wise ss would have said, What's a cervix? Wait, you think I'm pregnant?! That's a bit personal, don't you think? Wait a sec, let me check... Well when I was having sx last night my hubby said I felt about _ cm. Just a warning, the stupid does not end with the pregnancy! I still have people ask me if my identical twins are twins and if they are a boy and a girl when they are dressed in pink dresses with bows. __________________ A crunchy wife to B and momma of identical twin girls G & E , our rainbow baby C born at home April 2013 and R forever in my heart.

03-13-2013, 04:14 PM	#3
sterlids Registered Users Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: misawa, japan Posts: 1,005 Ratings: 6 Feedback: 100%	Re: The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation... people are idiots and so damn rude. anya is right though the stupid doesn't stop. have you heard the saying "you can't fix stupid." well it's so very true. __________________ danielle, loving wife to jayson 10-16-03 , SAHM to lucian 2-13-07 and aurelia 3-26-13

03-13-2013, 04:21 PM	#4
allisonmartin Registered Users Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Kansas Posts: 876 Ratings: 41 Feedback: 100%	Re: The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation... Wow, just wow. That's a new level of stupid. And to think that I thought the when are you due questions were annoying. That one takes the cake for sure. __________________ Wife to M,BF'ing, CD'ing, BWing, Non-circing, Co-sleeping,Christ following, Mama to J (07/03/10) and L (04/25/2012) and newbie due in late Sep

03-13-2013, 04:40 PM	#5
E_Sage Registered Users Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 196 Ratings: 2 Feedback: 100%	Re: The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation... Always expect classiness and tact from Walmart, especially.