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Old 02-01-2013, 12:55 AM   #1
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I need a thread of random nothingness

It's 11:52 PM and I'm about to head to bed. When I get up in the morning, it will be the final day of regular business for my family's restaurant. I need some goofy, random humor. Tell me how you're really a 50 year old man living in your mom's basement. Show the most random, nerdy memes you've seen on Facebook this week. Share the story about your nephew getting his head stuck in the toilet seat (preferably with pictures). Whatever, just give me some funny things to read before work tomorrow morning. The rest of the day is going to be depressing enough. Now go!

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Old 02-01-2013, 01:06 AM   #2
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Every time I get overwhelmed this always makes me laugh.

http://www.webpulp.org/wp-content/up...8716bf615a.jpg
I checked one of threads I posted on and realized my keyboard missed two letters,but it is so awesome I am not even fixing it. "I feel like posting about my life is providing a public service for hoes who don't lead such glamorous lives."

I am thinking about changing my username to bootyhunter for real because it is what everyone calls me anyways. Although not exactly sure how to word that so Juan will go for it.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:07 AM   #3
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I'm not a 50 year old man. I'm really your MIL. I've been watching you!
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:09 AM   #4
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I'm not a 50 year old man. I'm really your MIL. I've been watching you!
She said funny not terrifying!
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:58 AM   #6
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Re: I need a thread of random nothingness

Just now, when I opened this thread, my oldest ds shouted "HEY!" in his sleep and I jumped a mile.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:21 AM   #7
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I still think bootyhunter is lying to us all.

I still suspect she lives in the attic and not the basement, he likes sunshine, but also collects dust bunnies and makes them special hats. The reason they started to troll this board is because he thought he might branch into cloth diapered baby dust bunnies, but instead decided trolling was more fun.

I know who you are!!! I found you on the dust bunny forum, you fibber you!

Me, I am a typing LoL cat who is trying to learn to spell, I was on the dust bunny forum because I collect and hoard foil balls, which is a subforum on that site.

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Thank you girls (or guys, whatever. I don't judge). I need all the pick-me-ups I can get today. Keep them coming!
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I am ashamed to say that when I need a major laugh over stupidity I read these again:

http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/
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My boys were watching tv yesterday and this came on. I died laughing.
http://m.youtube.com/?piggyback=2#/w...%3DzJ4FWWnqrvU
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