I need a thread of random nothingness

[mama_to_DJM]

I hope today goes okay.

We keep a list of funny things our kid say- here are some of them.

“I love ice cream! That’s the mostest thing I’ve ever loved!”

D at the Seattle Center House: “There’s hot dogs and there’s pizza? Oh man, I love this place!”

How do you spell TV?

“Wait, Grandma used to have kids??”

And when I’m a dad? I’ll say “No!” to everything my kids say. If they say “Can we play on the computer?” I’ll say “No!” If they say “Can we have a hot dog?” I’ll say “No!”.
J (in a cranky mood)

“I just want something to eat, and not like food, kind of…”

Megan: Where did you go?
Dad: To the dump
Megan: Oh. When I get big, I will have a dump and it will be pink!

“It’s making the sweaty come off! Feel it, it’s back to normal!” Megan in the warm car, after I turned the A/C on and directed it at her forehead

[Hungry Caterpillar]

I think you are around my age and thus probably read the Baby Sitters Club books. My favorite blog is What Claudia Wore, which was originally dedicated to discussing Claudia Kishi's outfits, but then she started analyzing the stories as well.

www.whatclaudiawore.com

I suggest reading it all. There are some real gems in there.

My favorite entry is Stacey's Choice



Here's an excerpt
"This scene occurs immediately after their shopping trip (don't get too excited, they don't get all the way to the Washington Mall). They sure seem happy, don't they? Do you think it's because Jessi and Mal weren't able to come?

Mary Anne looks adorable. I don't know why she felt she needed that haircut. Claudia is wearing cowboy boots, black leggings, and a necklace that she may have gotten at a Prince concert. Kristy felt like a sassy glimpse of calf would complete her ensemble, judging by the cuffed jeans. Stacey looks vaguely simian. Is she suffering from some sort of oversized head/shrunken leg disorder? Is this a side effect of all those insulin shots? Dawn looks like a ray of sweetness and light wrapped in cotton candy. I wonder if she knows that all the hairspray she used on those teased bangs is terrible for the ozone layer."

[raymark]

What is brown & sticky?
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A stick!

[danner]

I sometimes look at this blog, which has slowed down some, sorryimissedyourparty.com

She collects pictures of parties from Flikr and it's a crazy mix of... crazy.

Here's one, hopefully I don't offend anyone. It cracked me up.

[3lilbubs]

whoa, I think I had that whole series of books. LOL

This one cracks me up every time I look at it:

[ashley84]

I took this picture of my baby girl this week and I can't not smile when I look at it:

[Mama*Kim]

Originally Posted by ashley84 I took this picture of my baby girl this week and I can't not smile when I look at it:

Oh my heavens! I just want to squeeze those cheeks!

[MsGiggles]

what toddlers will do when you aren't looking:
http://i.imgur.com/p9jrauc.jpg

[MDever]

Originally Posted by danner I sometimes look at this blog, which has slowed down some, sorryimissedyourparty.com She collects pictures of parties from Flikr and it's a crazy mix of... crazy. Here's one, hopefully I don't offend anyone. It cracked me up.

I have no words... But I already copied and pasted to my bff

[Hungry Caterpillar]

Originally Posted by danner I sometimes look at this blog, which has slowed down some, sorryimissedyourparty.com She collects pictures of parties from Flikr and it's a crazy mix of... crazy. Here's one, hopefully I don't offend anyone. It cracked me up.

The physics of this is really amazing.