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Old 02-11-2013, 09:30 PM   #51
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I dont like being kicked in the titties so this isnt something id buy
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:04 PM   #52
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Anyone else thinking this...


Even if your remarkably squirmy baby suddenly became still when lassoed in this device... It seems like getting poo out of those crevasses would be almost impossible with the legs going toward your body.

I push my baby's legs toward his face not mine...
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:15 PM   #53
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Just when I thought I had seen every useless piece of baby gear! My DD also likes to grab her junk and roll. I need those restraints they use on prisoners
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:30 PM   #54
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I think we need prizes for the best comment...
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:36 PM   #55
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Re: Tell me I'm not the only one ...

Oh my.... now I've seen everything!
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:18 AM   #56
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I don't see how that would be helpful at all! If the baby rolled to the side you would get strangled . The last thing I would want would be a baby with a poopy behind a foot away from my face while they strangle me.
This!! And at first glance I thought she had baby's feet tied to her pigtails.
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:41 AM   #57
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OMG! That is insane. My baby is a wiggler, but come on, that is a lot of money to spend and doesn't look safe at all.
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:48 AM   #58
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Re: Tell me I'm not the only one ...

ok... blocked at work, but I am so intrigued and slightly horrified in advance...
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:06 AM   #59
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I don't see how that would be helpful at all! If the baby rolled to the side you would get strangled . The last thing I would want would be a baby with a poopy behind a foot away from my face while they strangle me.
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:20 AM   #60
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Here is the *really* scary part. If they are manufacturing it, *someone* is buying it. Wow. That's about all I can say about that. Wow.

Thanks for the laugh :-)
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