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Old 04-18-2013, 09:00 AM   #1
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You call your spouse at work just to inform him that you have finally, after a month, located your child's favorite lovey/stuffed animal.

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Someone comes up to you & pulls who knows what out of your hair. In my case its usually mac&cheese my dd's favorite. I just thought bathing would keep me clean. Nope not
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Old 04-18-2013, 12:14 PM   #3
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Spend more time talking about poop and spit up than current events...
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Old 04-18-2013, 12:17 PM   #4
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Someone, not your lover, buries their face in your crotch and your breasts multiple times a day, and you don't call the police.
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Re: You know you are a parent when...

...you discuss poop over gmail chat
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Re: You know you are a parent when...

You warn your DH/DP about the lack of naps taken in the house that day.
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You warn your DH/DP about the lack of naps taken in the house that day.
Yes! I email DH each work day and tell him how poorly the children have napped.

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You sit for hours in the most awkward, painful position imaginable so as not to wake the sleeping beast, um no wait, toddler.
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You can put your dd toddler daughters hair in a rubber band while she is running around the room.
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